Humor – September 3


Helium was up. 
Feathers were down. 
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. 
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. 
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. 
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

One Liner
The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.

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