SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

~ If you don’t like my cooking, lower your standards.

~ This is a self-cleaning kitchen – you use it, you clean it yourself.

– There are two choices for supper in this kitchen – take it or leave it.

~ Don’t criticize the coffee. You may be old and weak yourself someday.

~ Kitchen closed due to illness…I’m sick of cooking!

“Cleanin’ and dustin’ can wait for tomorrow.
Babies grow up, I’ve learned to my sorrow.
So quiet down cobwebs; dust go to sleep
I’m rockin’ my baby and babies don’t keep!”

One Liner
Have you ever noticed that when people say, “To make a long story short …” it’s too late?