THE BEST/WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONGS
~ “How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?”
~ “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly”
~ “I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart”
~ “She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft”
~ “My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him”
~ “If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will”
~ “My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”
~ “They May Put Me In Prison But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out”
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
1 thought on “Humor – November 11”
Oh these are too funny!