Humor – March 1

Interviewer: “Tell me Miss Cromwell, if you could have dinner with any person, living or dead, who would it be?”

Miss Cromwell: “The living one.”

One Liner
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now am the proud owner of Aisle 4.

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