Humor – August 8

I was officiating at a wedding and during the preparations the bride and groom wanted to have two turtledoves on the altar as a symbol of their forever love. I politely said no birds or animals. 

They hid the birds in a back room, anyway. Immediately after the service they went outside, each of them with a bird in its cage. They opened the cages in unison. One bird flew out and made a hard right turn. The other flew out and made a hard left turn. 

We all stood there watching the symbols of their forever love fly off in opposite directions.

One Liner

This “killing them with kindness” is taking way longer than I expected.


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