Youngest son: “Hey, everybody: I went to the Army recruiter’s office today and signed up!”
Eldest son (amazed): “No way! That’s a big deal, bro.”
Middle son (dubious): “I dunno, I hear training is tough. You think you’ll make it?”
Father (misty-eyed): “I’m proud of you, Son.”
Mother (serious): “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”
Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.