A salesman from a mortgage refinance company rang up a lady at home.

Salesman: “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”

Lady: “No.”

Salesman: “Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”

Lady: “I really don’t have any.”

Salesman: “How about freeing up cash for home improvements?”

Lady: “I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash.”

… brief pause…

Salesman: “Are you looking for a husband?”

One Liner
There is a new dating service in Prague. It is called Czech-Mate.