Humor – January 11

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. 

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”
 
“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” she explained.
 
“It took us awhile to find a new pilot.”

One Liner
Every time I hear that dirty word, “exercise,” I wash out my mouth with chocolate.

Thought for the day
“Don’t let the sun go down while you are still angry, for anger gives a foothold to the devil” Ephesians 4:26b-27

Deal with negative emotions immediately … otherwise they will fester in your heart and give Satan the opportunity to establish a foothold in your life.

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