Humor – January 12

KID TALK

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom good night: “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, “How does it know it’s me?”

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”

One Liner
I think my problem is indecisiveness. Or maybe it’s procrastination

Thought for today
“Throw off your old sinful nature and your former way of life, which is corrupted by lust and deception” Ephesians 4:22

There is no growth without change, there is no change without loss, and there is no loss without pain. If you are going to grow, you will have to change, and change means letting go of some old things in order to grab hold of some new things.

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