Humor – January 24

During a little league baseball game, the coach asked one of his young players: “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“Do you understand that what matters is winning together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?”

Again, the boy nodded yes.

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your mother.”

One Liner
If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it’s time to throw BOTH out.

Thought for the day
The Apostle Paul says, “Since you have heard about Jesus and have learned the truth that comes from him . . .” Ephesians 4:21.  Jesus is the truth, he will always tell you the truth. His Word is the truth. The Bible is his Word, and that means the Bible is truth!!

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