The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: “Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson will be setting the pace on our morning run.”
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Johnson was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: “Now for the bad news. Private Johnson will be driving a truck.”
Two keys hang in an undertaker’s office – one for the organ in the chapel; the other for one of the cars in the garage.
Two small signs above the keys read “Hymn” and “Hearse.”
Thought for the day
“Jesus told him, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me’” John 14:6
Jesus says, “I am the truth.” He doesn’t say truth is a religion, a ritual, or a set of rules and regulations. He says “I.” Truth is a person. – Rick Warren