Humor – April 18

Police Report”

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were:

Q – What warning was given by you?
A – Horn.

Q – What warning was given by the other party?
A – Moo.

One Liner
“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.”

Thought for the day 
“Let everything you do reflect your love of the truth and the fact that you are in dead earnest about it”  Titus 2:7b

Even though you do’t understand all that is in the Bible – The truth is …. It is a map that always takes me where it promises.

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