Humor – June 26

A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library… The librarian quips after checking the books…

“Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every single book…”

The surgeon replies, “I can’t stop myself from removing an appendix when ever I see one.”

One Liner
“When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.”

Thought for the day
The person who plants selfishness, ignoring the needs of others — ignoring God! — harvests a crop of weeds. All he’ll have to show for his life is weeds! But the one who plants in response to God, letting God’s Spirit do the growth work in him, harvests a crop of real life, eternal life Galatians 6:7-8

Selfishness destroys relationships. It is the number one cause of conflict, arguments, divorce, and even war.

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