Humor – September 13

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

“I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.”

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

“I’m so full, I don’t think I can fly back up into the tree,” said the first one.

“Let’s just lay back here and bask in the warm sun,” said the second.

“OK,” said the first.

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came up and gobbled them right up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought…

“BOY, I JUST *LOVE* BASKIN ROBINS…”

One Liner
Don’t insult the alligator until after you cross the river.

Thought for the day
Now you belong to him . . . in order that you might be useful in the service of God. Romans 7:4 (TEV)

Your call to salvation included your call to service. They are the same. Regardless of your job or career, you are called to full-time Christian service. A “non-serving Christian” is a contradiction in terms.

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