Humor – October 11

TOP TEN QUESTIONS MOST OFTEN ASKED AT A 99-CENT STORE

10. “How much is this?”

9. “Is this necklace real gold?”

8. “Do these Tampa Bay Rays sweatshirts come in medium?”

7. “So let me get this straight — everything here is 99 cents?”

6. “How much is this?”

5. “Do you have anything nicer for $1.99?”

4. “How much is this ‘Best of Ray Stevens’ CD?”

3. “Didn’t this used to be a White Castle?”

2. “Do you have change of a dollar bill?”

1. “Can someone go to the bank and get more pennies?”

One Liner
Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a skunk?

A: A bird that smells but doesn’t give a hoot.

Thought for the day
“I’m a mess. I’m nothing and have nothing; make something of me! You can do it; you’ve got what it takes God.” Psalm 40:17 (MSG)

When Christ comes into your life, instead of making your life more religious, he makes it more alive. He makes you more fully human and able to experience the life you were meant to live. He expands your horizons and gives you the ability to see things you’ve never seen before. You may be living a good life now, but God wants to offer you a better life.

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