Humor – October 10

At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt.

A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.

Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.

I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.

The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.

One Liner
Don’t worry about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Thought for the day
“Since only your rules can give me wisdom and understanding, no wonder I hate every false teaching” Psalm 119:104

That’s why it is so important to study God’s Word. By knowing biblical truth, we’re able to spot false teaching.

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