Humor – January 23

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, “Mount Sainai Hospital? Hello, Darling. I’d like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don’t want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse. I want all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z.”

The voice on the other line said, “Would you hold the line please, that’s a very unusual request.”

Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, “Are you the lady who is calling about one of the patients?”

She said, “Yes, darling! I’d like to know the information about Sarah Finkel in Room 302.”

He said, “Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Farber, Feinberg — Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her doctor says if she continues improving as she is, he is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o’clock.”

The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful! She’s going home at twelve o’clock! I’m so happy to hear that. That’s wonderful news.”

The guy on the other end says, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the close family.”

She said, “What close family? I’m Sarah Finkel! My doctor don’t tell me nothing.”

One Liner
Political Procedure: Somebody speaks at length but says nothing, nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees.

Thought for the day
“Ask and it shall be given, seek and ye shall find, knock and the door will be opened” (Luke 11:9 NIV)

Ask, seek, knock—ASK. God wants you to learn to ask. Have you ever asked God for something and didn’t expect to get it? That’s why you didn’t get it 

 

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