Humor – January 24

If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth today, He would be wanted by…

..the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

..the EPA for killing fig trees,

..the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

..the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

..the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

..OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,

..the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

..the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,

..and by the Zoning Dept. for building mansions without a permit.

One LINER  
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Thought for the day  
1 John 4:9
This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him.

The beginning of love is God. He showed his love in the most sacrificial of ways so we could know our incredible value to him.

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