Humor – February 21

An older man was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s some idiot driving a car the wrong way on Highway 280. Please be careful!”

“Hazel!” said Herman, “It’s not just one car! There’s hundreds of them!”

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Thought for the day
“Now your attitudes and thoughts must all be constantly changing for the better (Ephesians 4:23 LB).

To succeed, you must do more than cope with change, you must capitalize on it! Every change is an opportunity in disguise. Since you can’t stop change, you must learn to take advantage of it.

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