Letter from the Tooth Fairy
at The Tooth Fairy Managed Health Care Company, Inc.
Thank you for leaving one  tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to remit prompt payment, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s):
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the Tooth Fairy
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the Tooth Fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
( ) other _______________________________________________
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
“The Tooth Fairy”
The Tooth Fairy Managed Health Care Company, Inc.
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Thought for the day
“A good man thinks before he speaks” (Proverbs 15:28 LB). “The wise man looks ahead. The fool attempts to fool himself and won’t face facts” (Proverbs 14:8 LB).
Too often, many of our problems arise from acting before thinking.