Humor – May 8

Hymns to sing when driving:

45 mph: God Will Take Care Of You
55 mph: Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph: Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph: Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph: This World Is Not My Home
95 mph: Lord, I’m Coming Home
Over 100 mph: Precious Memories

One Liner
Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids.

Thought for the day
When Esther’s servants told her what Mordecai was doing, she was deeply disturbed.” Esther 4:4 (TEV)

Make a list of the needs that disturb you and then do something about it.

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