Humor – May 9

The Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn: There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn: Standing On The Promises
The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes That I May See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn: I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn: Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn: Send Out Thy Light
The Shopper’s Hymn: Sweet By And By

One Liner
How do you throw away your old garbage cans?

Thought for the day
…worship the Lord in the splendor of his holiness.   (1 Chronicles 16:29)

He is worthy of worship. He is the Creator of the world. There is no other name above His name.  Has there been a time in your life when you let something else take first place in your life? (i.e., power, prestige, pleasure, pay check, etc.)


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