Humor – July 16

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, “You have a cute baby.”

Smiling, I said, “I’ll bet you say that to all the new parents.”

“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies are really cute.”

“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.

“He looks just like you.”

One Liner
The three great discoveries of humankind: fire, the wheel, and the “undo” button!

Thought for the day
Psalm 145:18 (NIV) says, “The Lord is near to all who call on him.”

He’s never too busy to talk to me.  God has no problem processing everyone’s prayer request at the same time, because He’s God.  He’s always near.  He never says, “Some other time.”

 

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