Humor – July 17

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.

After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

One Liner
A 104 year-old woman was being interviewed by a reporter. “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. “No peer pressure” she responded.

Thought for the day
“The Lord reached down from above and took hold of me; he pulled me out of the deep waters” (Psalm 18:16 TEV).

No matter how deep you are, God’s love is there; he can pull you out of the deepest waters.

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