Humor – December 4


10.  A car wash kit

9.  A table saw

8.  Two all-day passes to Best Buy’s Home Theatre Installation Seminar

7.  A case of oil

6.  Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

5.  Custom engraved bowling ball

4.  New outboard motor for fishing boat

3.  Rambo Trilogy on DVD

2.  New satellite dish with sports package

1.  Three-year membership to Weight Watchers Clinic

One Liner
Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf.

Thought for the day
“You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your mind, and all your strength” Mark 12:30

Another way to say this is, love God with all your talk, all your feelings, all your thinking, and all of your acting. God shaped you to primarily be a talker, feeler, thinker, or a doer.

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