Q: What do we have in December that we don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter “D”!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
We had cured ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what illness it was cured of.
Thought for the day
“Hard work is worthwhile, but empty talk will make you poor” Proverbs 14:23
God’s warning for talkers is this: You also have to act.