Humor – April 19

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear: “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.”

“That’s amazing!” exclaims the doctor.

“That’s nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee.”

The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say: “Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!”

The doctor was dumbfounded. “Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never come across anything like this.”

“Wait Doc, that’s not all. There’s more, just put your ear to my ankle,” the man urged.

The doctor did so and was blown away to hear his ankle plead: “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Only 5 bucks. Please!!”

“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. He frantically searched all his medical reference books. “There’s nothing about it in here.” The doctor thought hard for a moment and then said, “Let me try to make a well educated guess. Based on all my previous experience, I can tell you this much: your leg seems to be broke in three places.”

One LINER
Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

Thought for the day
John 7:46
“We have never heard anyone speak like this!” the guards responded.

The guards failed to arrest Jesus because they had never heard anyone speak like Jesus. They knew there was a difference in this man called Jesus!! May we sit on the edge of our seat as He speaks to us today!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s