THOTS ABOUT CATS

~ Behind every cat that crosses the street, there is a dog saying, “Go ahead, you can make it.”

~ In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

~ As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

~ There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

~ Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

~ Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.

~ There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

~ The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. (Hmmmm)

One Liner
Sign on a door: Push.  If that doesn’t work. Pull.  If that doesn’t work, we’re closed.

Thought for the day
“It is better to be satisfied with what you have than to be always wanting something else” Ecclesiastes 6:9 GNT

The first step in becoming a contented person is to stop comparing yourself to others. The problem is that comparing is America’s favorite indoor sport! We naturally do it all the time.

You also must learn to admire without having to acquire. You need to learn to rejoice in other people’s prosperity without getting jealous and envious and feeling like you have to have it, too.