Humor – May 21

THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR

~ I swallowed a goldfish.

~ Your lipstick works better than crayons.

~ Does grape juice leave a stain?

~ Look, I painted the front door!

~ The principal called…

~ But DAD says that word all the time.

~ What’s it cost to fix a window?

~ The dog doesn’t like dressing up in your clothes.

~ Has anyone seen my pet snake???

~ I’m going to run away!!  (Well, maybe SOME day…)

One Liner
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.

Thought for the day
“Teach us to number our days, that we may gain a heart of wisdom” Psalm 90:12 NIV

Notice that time management must be taught. Most of us are not naturally good at it. We naturally waste time. We naturally fritter it away on things that don’t matter.  We must learn how to use our time wisely.

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