Humor – May 22

Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!”  he complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.”

“Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.”

One Liner
So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass the salt.

Thought for the day
“We are each responsible for our own conduct”  Galatians 6:5 NLT

There are three types of people in the world: accusers, excusers, and choosers.
Accusers are people who go around blaming everybody else for their problems.

Excusers don’t blame others. They just make up excuses for why they don’t do more with their lives and why they’re not happy.

God wants you to be a chooser. He wants you to accept responsibility for your life.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s