Humor – July 27

MY FORGETTER
My forgetter’s getting better
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I’m “here” I’m wondering
If I really should be “there”
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say, “What am I here for?”
I rack my brain, but all in vain
A zero is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say “Hi” and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, “Who was that?”

Yes, my forgetter’s getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it’s driving me plumb crazy
And that isn’t any joke.

One Liner
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Thought for the day
“Some of these people have missed the most important thing in life—they don’t know God” 1 Timothy 6:21 TLB

The key to a friendship with God is deciding whose friendship you want most.

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