“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?”

Replied the customer sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone.”

One Liner
If a vacuum really sucks, is that good?

Thought for the day
“You should know that loving the world is the same as hating God. Anyone who wants to be a friend of the world becomes God’s enemy” James 4:4 NCV

When James writes, “loving the world,” he means loving the value system of the world. God wants you to love people, but that doesn’t mean you have to love the world’s value system.